What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 09:31

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
What do you like the most about black people?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
How do you know when someone really loves you?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
A View to a Kill
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die