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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 09:31

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

What do you like the most about black people?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

How do you know when someone really loves you?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

A View to a Kill

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How common is it for siblings to fight over their parents' inheritance money? What is the best way to handle this type of situation?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

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